DON’T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA!

Yup, this is me outside the Casa Rosada — aka the Presidential Palace in Argentina — the place where Madonna sang that big song in the movie. Er, I mean where Eva “Evita” Peron gave her big speech. Argentina is the first country I’ve...

PORTRAIT OF THE ARTIST AS A YOUNG MAN

“Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo…” Mom left Dad when I was a baby and we went to live on my...