SALTA, ARGENTINA!

Iguazu Falls was exciting, but not as exciting as the evening taxi ride from the Salta airport to our B&B. There are three speeds in Argentina: “AAA!”, “AAAAAAA!”, and “HOLY F***ING AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” Argentinians drive like...

ARGENTINA: “THIS PIZZA TASTES LIKE CARDBOARD!”

Okay. There are miles of protected semi-tropical bush in all directions around Iguazu Falls. But there’s one very clean little restaurant area. This critter is the Argentinian version of a raccoon. He waltzed right out of the bush. On that trail to the swimming...

IGUAZU FALLS: SEEING IS BELIEVING!

I was gobsmacked by the Falls when I saw The Mission and Indiana Jones. But seeing them in person is like nothing else in the world. Let’s get me and Daniel out of the way so you can get a better look. Iguazu Falls is Niagara Falls on steroids. In fact, Niagara...

DON’T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA!

Yup, this is me outside the Casa Rosada — aka the Presidential Palace in Argentina — the place where Madonna sang that big song in the movie. Er, I mean where Eva “Evita” Peron gave her big speech. Argentina is the first country I’ve...